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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

If you haven't seen this before, enjoy! I think it's hilarious. :)

SARAH PALIN:  Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA:  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN:  My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:  When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH:  We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY:  Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL:  Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON:  I did not cross the road with that chicken.  What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:  I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY:  Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions.  I am not for it now and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON:  Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL:  The problem we have here is that this chicken doesn’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH:  Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:  That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:  To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:  No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.  I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.  No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:  Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA:  In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:  Isn’t that interesting?  In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:  It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:  Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:  I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.  Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:  Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:  Did I miss one?

U.S. Government Wants Farmers to Dump Heavy Metals on Fields

Each year, 125 to 130 tons of ash and sludge are left over from burning coal. The government wants farmers to dump it over the fields as a solution to dealing with it.


Why would they want to poison consumers?


Lead leads to brain shrinkage, learning disabilities, and violent behavior.


Arsenic causes cancer, neurological disturbances, and instant death.


Mercury affects brain development and, as everyone knows, causes autism.

These poisons damage our genes, so more children will be born sick and damaged. People will be told their diseases are genetic. If they believe it, they'll likely also believe they have no power to change their situation. Many may try "advances" in medicine involving genetic manipulation.


There is an upside for pharmaceutical companies and those in Washington who financially benefit from them. More and more drugs will be sold in a nation that four out of five inhabitants already pop at least one prescription pill weekly. These folks will keep getting richer as the entire nation suffers.

The government will likely continue spouting the same nonsense about "small amounts of known poisons not hurting anyone," all while neglecting to acknowledge that with time small amounts of poisons build in the body - eventually becoming large amounts that are well known to harm.



The dumping of toxic waste onto the food supply is a sham from an administration that purports to care about health. 


No kidding!! If the government cared about America, about US, they would encourage farmers to have HIGH standards and plant organically! Why do you think they would encourage something like this?



Think about it.


(P.S. Some of these poisons are in vaccines. Think about that.)

Heritage Foundation Surveys

This week, I received a letter and survey from The Heritage Foundation.

The Heritage Foundation is the intellectual engine driving the conservative movement. They have the best ideas and the most reliable research on the issues! They are non-partisan and their top concern is what's best for America.

 They are sending out surveys all across the nation asking taxpayers directly how they feel about what is going on in our nation and in Washington D.C.

I've filled it out and mailed it back! If you get one in the mail, fill it out! Send it in! They want to know what YOU want and what YOU think because YOU are America. It's "the little people" (as government sees us) who make America what it is. Take a stand! Don't let men take away our freedom.

Thanks for stopping by! Have a GREAT day. :)

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This Is a Great Nation!

"Men may fail in this country, earthquakes may come, seas may heave beyond their bounds, there may be great drought, disaster, and hardship...

...but this nation, founded on principles laid down by men whom God raised up, will never fail. 

This is the cradle of humanity, where life on this earth began in the Garden of Eden. This is the place of the New Jerusalem. This is the place that the Lord said is favored above all other nations in all the world. This is the place where the Savior will come to His Temple. This is the favored land in all the world. 

Yes, I repeat, men may fail, but this nation won't fail. 

I have faith in America; you and I must have faith in America, if we understand the teachings of the gospel of Jesus Christ."

-Harold B. Lee ("Ye Are the Light of the World," pp. 350-351)

Breast Cancer Awareness: THE TRUTH

Ladies, well, everyone - the whole Pink Ribbon and Breast Cancer Awareness is a big, fat lie. 

Why?

Women buy the most products, so products and services women buy are branded with pink ribbons.

Sex sells, and "Breast Cancer Awareness" is a way of talking about sex without talking about sex.

Lung cancer kills about twice as many women a year.

Ten times more women are killed by heart disease every year... why not bring more attention to these two much-more-fatal problems?

People who sponsor breast cancer walks are not using money for "finding a cure" or finding the cause.

Read about how MAMMOGRAMS cause cancer. 
What? Then why would they encourage women of all ages to get one EVERY YEAR?

Read how abortions and hormonal birth control (and a lot more) contribute to cancer. 
Why don't they tell us our birth control can contribute towards cancer and make us infertile?

Learn more about Susan G. Komen, founder of the Breast Cancer Foundation.

This is an awesome video that BRIEFLY tells about WHO is behind it all and WHY. 

I've researched a lot of what this video shows and tells (other than the signs and symbols it talks about in the first part) and it is true.

More about cancer in general. 

This has a lot of great information from tanning to microwaves to drug companies.

So ladies, prevent cancer by:

1. Wearing deodorant, of course, but not 'anti-perspirant' deodorants that clog your pores and inhibit toxins from being sweat out of your body.
2. Switch from hormonal birth control methods to non-hormonal kinds (moms having babies - breastfeeding is an AWESOME, easy, and natural way).
3. Do NOT get mammograms.
4. If having children, breastfeed! Breastfeeding significantly reduces your risk!
5. Don't eat (or eat less of) microwaved foods. 
6. The more raw foods incorporated into your diet, the better. 
7. Get enough sleep and sleep regularly.
8. Exercise! 

(I definitely need to eat better and exercise... especially with cancer from both sides of my family!)

Employment Report

3.4 million jobs were lost in 2009... 3.4 MILLION JOBS LOST IN 2009. What about the so-called almost-trillion dollar STIMULUS?

Do you feel like the U.S. economy has been STIMULATED and gotten BETTER? No. Anyone on Earth can see that our economy continues to spiral downward, while "stimulus" is still being spent and proposed.

The BEST way to help the economy recover, thrive, and prosper is to improve incentives that drive economic activity which means CUT TAXES! If you give money to the people (well, if you let them KEEP the money THEY earn), they will spend it! And THAT is what stimulates the economy. Then people, companies, small businesses, etc. are encouraged to earn more, therefore spending, saving, and investing more, etc.

Do you not think Obama and his administration know this? They do. They absolutely know what hurts the country and what helps it. They know. OBAMA KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING. He continues to be a woos by blaming everything on the former administration and not taking responsibility for ANYthing bad he's caused to happen.

They know exactly what they're doing. They're doing it on purpose.

Another State Senate Defeats Gay Marriage!

By a vote of 20-14, gay marriage was denied in New Jersey and Proper Marriage between a man and a woman won! 


Thank heavens our nation hasn't gone down the toilet yet due to good (yes, as opposed to bad) victories.